Monday, January 26, 2009

You Need To Effing-Wake Up!

"These were the stores that didn't do what they were supposed to do. We may go three or four more months and try this again. So if you're not doing what you're supposed to do then you need to wake up and start doing it."

Those are the words of Effingham County sheriff Jimmy McDuffie. Sheriff McDuffie just completed a 6 month investigation of local "Gas Stations". Or, as I like to call them, "Sin Stations". These Sin Stations were running illegal child-slavery operations out of the back offices. A gang of former Russian KGB agents had formed a vast underground criminal empire to smuggle toddlers straight out of daycare and into coal mines in West Virginia.
No, just kidding. They were just a bunch of small business owners who happened to run afoul of Georgia's anti-gambling laws. These brazen thugs had the temerity to operate video gambling machines in their Sin Stations. Right out where CHILDREN could see them! Well not any more! Effing-Sheriff Jimmy and his team of Effing-Deputies shut it right down. There is even video of these brave heroes in action. Watch and let the criminals tremble in Effing-Fear as the Effing-Deputies show these Effing-Sinners how business is done in Effingham County. It's Effing-Scary!

Be sure and stop by one of your local Sin Stations to buy your Georgia Lottery tickets.


Anonymous said...

Thats Effing-funny.

Anonymous said...

Thank God for the Effingham county sherrifs dept.! Without them, these horrible people would continue to ruin the lives of ordinary citizens with this awful "gateway" gambling tool! These machines are like the "free joint" handed out by drug dealers to pull you into the highly addictive world of pot smoking! Who knows what evil purpose these cretins are spending the extra profit on! They should donate it to the govt., who would only use it for the betterment of the country, as the REAL lottery does for our schools and community! These cops deserve medals for their bravery!---------The Flying Foxbat